Why can't you park your car between the lines? I understand that the spots are tight at The Dev, but honestly, what gives you the right to take up two spaces? You car isn't that nice and it already has scratches all over it. It's not like it's worth it to take up two spaces to "preserve" it's pristine condition. No. It's a crappy college car.
Haven't you ever come home late at night and after searching the parking lot only to realize that there are no empty spaces and so you have to go park on the street around the corner? Don't you get angry when you can't park in your own parking lot because some idiot parked crooked or couldn't stay between the lines? Isn't it frustrating that if people just took the extra two minutes to park right, then most of us might get a place to park?
Well, I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank you. Thank you for being that person for me tonight. Thank you for parking like an idiot so I have to walk in the dark and cold into my apartment after searching around for a spot to park in.
So next time you get out of your car and it looks like this:


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